Your reviewer was looking at several forums and came up with this parody:
Introducing the DelphiMatrix
Tales from the Scene #6
Your reviewer was wondering what's up on several forums, with phrases such as "I need a crack quickly", "help me plz!"...
Your reviewer was doing some digging and found the dominatrix Delphi.
Your reviewer interviews a hard-core submissive practitioner to find out more details:
First, you rent time off Delphi, she's very assertive and in complete control of your career.
You start in this room called "BDS", which meansBorland Development Studio Bondage, Dominance and Submission.
- Bondage, because your career is glued to using Delphi all times, recommending Delphi, and using Delphi all times
- Dominance, because your career is influenced by Delphi's supposed dominance.
- Submission, because any insults towards Delphi means your career is virtually over.
Most professionaldevelopers slaves are working hard for peanuts or very low pay (think about it), too much work for too little gain. Think about it, how much would you ever get using Delphi?
I need a crack (of a whip), yeah!
Your reviewer was looking at the madness of cracks, and discovered Delphi needed utmost attention, utmost dedication, and lots of money. Delphi-users love cracks for some reason.
Maybe your reviewer should buy some 10" whips as gifts to his Delphi-user friends could get some real excitement!
I need a (fur) patch, plz!
When a Delphi developer needs some library, they could do it by 2 means: Get it legally or use a patch.
Maybe your reviewer should buy some furry outfits as gifts. Maybe they'll appreciate getting all those patches they need!
I need a hack (slap and some abuse)!
When a Delphi developer needs an application, they could buy it, but in most cases, they'll hack it and break copy-protection.
Maybe your reviewer should buy some metal chains, bondage materials...
Begging
One noticeable characteristic is unusual activity of begging going around. Your reviewer found DelphiMatrix to be very cash-hungry and very demanding.
The Dungeon Party
Your reviewer was looking at all those exciting third-parties he could attend, and get excited over it.
(If you come to think over it, most of the libraries will get cracked/hacked/patched anyway)
Thoughts
Your reviewer puts a funny take on this Delphi issue.
Just think about it
- all male groups who do nothing but talk about the DelphiMatrix all day long, dedicating their lives to her...
Merry Christmas + Happy New Year.
:)
Introducing the DelphiMatrix
Tales from the Scene #6
Your reviewer was wondering what's up on several forums, with phrases such as "I need a crack quickly", "help me plz!"...
Your reviewer was doing some digging and found the dominatrix Delphi.
Your reviewer interviews a hard-core submissive practitioner to find out more details:
First, you rent time off Delphi, she's very assertive and in complete control of your career.
You start in this room called "BDS", which means
- Bondage, because your career is glued to using Delphi all times, recommending Delphi, and using Delphi all times
- Dominance, because your career is influenced by Delphi's supposed dominance.
- Submission, because any insults towards Delphi means your career is virtually over.
Most professional
I need a crack (of a whip), yeah!
Your reviewer was looking at the madness of cracks, and discovered Delphi needed utmost attention, utmost dedication, and lots of money. Delphi-users love cracks for some reason.
Maybe your reviewer should buy some 10" whips as gifts to his Delphi-user friends could get some real excitement!
I need a (fur) patch, plz!
When a Delphi developer needs some library, they could do it by 2 means: Get it legally or use a patch.
Maybe your reviewer should buy some furry outfits as gifts. Maybe they'll appreciate getting all those patches they need!
I need a hack (slap and some abuse)!
When a Delphi developer needs an application, they could buy it, but in most cases, they'll hack it and break copy-protection.
Maybe your reviewer should buy some metal chains, bondage materials...
Begging
One noticeable characteristic is unusual activity of begging going around. Your reviewer found DelphiMatrix to be very cash-hungry and very demanding.
The Dungeon Party
Your reviewer was looking at all those exciting third-parties he could attend, and get excited over it.
(If you come to think over it, most of the libraries will get cracked/hacked/patched anyway)
Thoughts
Your reviewer puts a funny take on this Delphi issue.
Just think about it
- all male groups who do nothing but talk about the DelphiMatrix all day long, dedicating their lives to her...
Merry Christmas + Happy New Year.
:)
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